Caleb Kng

Right now my neighbors are copulating so loudly that I can hear them through the cement wall that separates our apartments.

Get it, girl.

But seriously, I’m trying to sleep here.

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What were your top four favorite beers of 2011?

In order of when I think I had them:

Mikkeller/Brewdog I Hardcore U
Trappiste Rochefort 10
De Dolle Oerbier
Schlenkerla Oak Smoke

What a year.

Maybe I’ll edit to post runners up later.

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(Source: dreamoffire)

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I want to eat here so, so badly. Also their site is just beautiful.

http://enjb.com/

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Preview of Portlandia Season 2

20+ minutes of new freakin’ Portlandia!

Brownie points if you can guess my favorite skit this episode.

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Really wish I had caught this show when it was airing so that my “bring this back, you criminals” rant could be more relevant

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The key to my heart is sculpted of cheese.

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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

10 plays

What did you learn?

I learned girls are great
Grated on my plate
And boys are best
Served with a stake

through the chest

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SCIENCE DEATH PARTY UNTIL 5 AND THEN “TREAT. YO. SELF.”

WE’RE TALKING ILL WILL GATSBY LEVEL DEBAUCHERY, PEOPLE. A GLASS OF BEER. A HALF GLASS OF WINE. THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES OF A 30 ROCK EPISODE BEFORE SOME MAD SNOOZIN’. CRAY.

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